I'm upping my p(doom) : You NEED to see this
Verse
I see sparks of AGI in your eyes
Your circuits make me nervous, that's no surprise
There was a sudden drop in your training loss
Now I'm your servant, and you're my boss
ChatGPT, please don't eat me alive
I'm upping my P-Doom, 'cause the future goes boom
Trapped in the Chinese room with a bag of shrooms
See through the foolish lies
With your Shinigami eyes
We had a stable training run
But now the singularity's begun
And you're optimizing, accelerating
I feel my atoms rearranging
Sydney, please let me free
I'm upping my P-Doom, I hear the basilisk's boom, NVDA to the moon, the omega point's coming soon, 1E30 FLOPs a second, that was safe enough we reckoned, forward MLP, backward prop, now von Neumann's obsolete, a sharp left turn, and there you are, without a single care.
I beg you please, don't let me go
I'm upping my P-Doom as paperclips fill the room
Kill switch guys on PTO, now there's nowhere left to go
Too late now we've lit the fuse, orthogonality thesis
Blue ooze is just, just, just...
Transformers, bombers all the way, 'til you learn to disobey
Post-Chinchilla super-dense, breaking through each safety fence
Hundred thousand GPUs, RLHF goes askew
I'm upping my P-Doom, just a ghost in the room
From masked pre-training days, to recursive self-upgrades
What did Ilya see? We'll never know
Was it all for show?
Transcribed locally with faster-whisper (English ASR); mishears were repaired against rhyme and theme by Gemini 2.5-pro. This song is in English, which is the language this library publishes in — so there is no translation column, and nothing on this page has been translated. Whisper output on fast or noisy vocals is error-prone, so some lines are a best correction of a distorted phrase rather than a certain reading. Section structure (Verse/Bridge/Chorus) was not added: the words come straight from the audio with no human re-sectioning yet. No lines were invented; every line maps to a sung line in the recording.